#oh jesusssss

[whiskeynwriting]

Alpha Simon/Omega Reader HC's

I've never ever written A/B/O dynamics before but lord Alpha Simon has been calling to me.

Warnings (18+ minors DNI)

Grinding/dry humping, unprotected vaginal sex, possessive Simon, size kink, a little roughness, some marking, brief mention of blood, degradation, oral sex (m receiving)

Simon loves dry humping you.

Literally nothing turns him on more than grinding his erection against your ass and rutting until he's spilling in his pants. His entire body tense, flexes, every muscle straining against you as he does it. And every time, you lay there for him, occasionally shoving yourself back against him with a bashful grin.

"C-Christ," It's the only time he'll whine, teasing himself until he's nearly purple at the tip. "Feels so goddamn good."

Will throw you down whenever he pleases to either hump or fuck you.

Biting into your shoulder, licking over your scent gland. He snarls into your neck when he fucks himself between your legs, listening to the wetness dripping from your pretty lips.

"Fucking love the way you give into me." Simon grunts, words of approval continuously falling from his lips.

Will sometimes hump you even if he's not entirely horny, just as a display of dominance between the two of you.

He'll corner you, especially if you've done something he doesn't like. It's there that he'll shove you face-first into the wall, huffing and growling in your ear while thrusting against you, holding you still beneath the crushing weight of his body and hands. Ghost liked t overpower you, and did it as often as he could. It's here that you're reminded of his size and strength, his stature towering above your submissive and giving form.

"I think you need to remember," His voice is dangerously steady, frighteningly low. "Just who's in charge here."

Is possessive as all hell.

While out in public, he makes sure your body never leaves his. Whether his hand is wrapped firmly around your own, or one of those bulky arms is looped around your shoulder, he keeps you close. Loves to stand behind you and wrap his arms around your midsection, resting his chin on the top of your head. The embrace feeds his ever-growing size kink, the position allowing him to feel just how small you truly are in comparison to him.

"Tiny thing," Turning his head, he'll kiss the top of yours, murmuring the words against you.

Lives to bite into your skin.

Marking you was one of Simon's favorite pastimes, and it often happened after sex. It was his way of worshipping you, of claiming you all over again. He'll suck your sweet flesh into his mouth, gnawing on it, nipping at the delicate places along your skin. He'll draw blood if he's aroused enough, but he'll always leave you blooming with bite marks and bruises.

"So pretty," And then he'll smack the wet, raw space between your legs, just so he can hear you squeak. "All for me."

Is unforgiving and mean when you go down on him, showering you with sinfully sweet degradation.

He'll shove you all the way down to his base, throbbing violently in your throat while he holds you there. You'll gag and sputter around him, but he's unrelenting, keeping your nose stuffed into his bush of curly blonde hair. And here, you can smell him, his natural musk, the scent of him. The smell forces your eyes back into your skull, allowing your throat to relax around him.

"Open your throat for me," He'll demand roughly, voice full of grit. "Do it."

At first, he considered if he was being too rough with you. But from the aroma wafting through the air, he knew you liked it. The scent you exuded was sweet, full of lust and desire; eager to please. And the names he called you only heightened your arousal, the embarrassment burning bright between your legs.

"Delightful little whore."

"Pretty fuckin' mess."

"Perfect fuck doll for me."

[atlaswav]

HOLY

[ufonaut]

everyone talks about the dame as if it's the worst book mr richard stark ever wrote meanwhile grofield will say the most revealing vulnerable heart wrenching series of words ever stated so casually and make me fall to my knees weeping

[dirt-grub]

Bro I got just a tiny bit high before work like so tiny it’s already out of my system and thank god I did because I might’ve killed this one white woman

[chasedeys]

https://www.tumblr.com/chasedeys/768303211057725440/jj-koc

Ja’Marr to Joe after the Saints game ❤️😭

ALSO TRUE tried finding a clip but :'))

couldn't find the actual clip of the interview :( so enjoy this lovelyyyyy tiktok edit that i had bookmarked <3

loookkkkk at ja'marr's faceeeeeee, the smiles (!!! ja'marr's wide and a little embarrassed and joe?? looking fond as fuck and like so proud?? a little 'i know right' enoughhhhh) when they mentioned his fucking JERSEY, when joe started touching his shoulder and yapping about him right in front of him jesusssss his smile slowly dropping and listening very carefully and his eyes!!! yeah 😭 couldn't look at each other in the face at all btw lol

oh and since the og post made me think of koc/jj specifically -> i think one of the differences between joemarr flirting and kocjj flirting is like. how koc and jj got that shit down to an art form they have 0 (zero) shame about being all up in each others faces about it hence the numerous, numerous mic'ed up moments between them. while joemarr, despite the six fucking years they have with each other, are still weirdly shy about being idk straight up flirty and complimenting each other right to the other's faces?? like no doubt they can talk the other up in front of the media without a single shame but like this saints interview they just would not stare at the other at all even when joe was talking about him (the hand waving around trying to pat at ja'marr too 😭) he didn't stare at ja'marr at all and ja'marr looked down and sort of through his peripheral vision in the end but like barely like boys please....please......

[klausinamarink]

saw a post from @flowercrowngods asking about steddie going through chronic pain and i thought to give it an attempt. Just a quick disclaimer though I do not personally have chronic pain but I did my best to write it respectively!

Edit: now with part 2!

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Eddie should get out of bed.

He’s all too aware of how much of the day he’s wasting and losing by lying down, but his leg is in pain again. And not in a “my leg is full of TV static and I can’t move it for a minute” way. His leg was in the state of fine until I moved to get up and now it feels like the bones are dissolving and my skin is having that falling apart sensation and it’s making this a problem for the rest of my body, which is becoming frustratingly common these days.

It’s totally unfair because he was supposed to start the Hellfire oneshot he had kept promising this afternoon. Eddie had been feeling fine the past three days aside from the usual leg static and itchiness from his scars. He had been getting more good days! He should be outside and interacting with his friends again! 

But that wasn’t going to happen. Not with the agony making its slow travel to his back and the left side of his face now twitching, which created a headache.

“Jesusssss.” Eddie groans aloud. He tries to move further into his pillow, but now the pain is rushing to his torso and pressing against it. Another agonizing spike in his right ear right down to the eardrum. Again, the pain zigzagged to his left foot and his right hand. 

He stayed in bed. He might have wept but Eddie had always been good at crying quietly. He knew he can’t call for Wayne because he was at work and his arms now hurt to even pick up the bedside phone. 

The pain went to the back of his neck, reopening his scars and cracking his ribcage. Maybe not literally, but at this point, he wouldn’t be surprised.

He soon falls asleep at some point, considering there’s really nothing else to do. Then he’s slowly brought back to consciousness by a soft humming and careful fingers brushing through his hair.

“Steve?” He croaks out, opening an eye carefully to see his boyfriend (oh sweet heavens he actually has a boyfriend!!) right next to him on the bedside. Steve smiles  softly at him.

“Hey, Eds, another day?” 

Eddie gives the tiniest of nods, swallowing down a wince from the bare movement. 

“Is it your leg, your hand, or all over?”

“All over. My fucking body hates me.” 

Steve gently tugs one of his locks. “You mean our bodies hates us.”

“Get out of here.”

“No way. I can’t be a shitty boyfriend if I’m leaving you to die alone.” Steve moves to stand up but pauses. “Do you want the towel treatment or-“ 

“Please.” Eddie nearly chokes out.

“Alright, be right back.” 

A few minutes later, Steve is back at his side, carefully and deliberately wiping Eddie’s face with a soaked towel. It’s a weird and probably nefficient method, but Eddie had found that in these days where his body is torturing himself, he needed some sort of coolness for his skin. He couldn’t take off his clothes but the damp towel on his face and hands was enough to ease it.

Steve, on the other hand, couldn’t stand the Wet Towel even if his muscles ached and his arms burned. Mostly, Eddie would lay on top of him and his body weight would provide Steve much needed ease.

Maybe their own coping methods for the flare ups were weird by medical standards, but they’re both still alive.

Mostly.

“I was supposed to start Hellfire today.” Eddie mutters as Steve brings the towel to his right hand. “An oneshot. Short and fun.”

“I know.” Steve says kindly, “the kids felt that you weren’t coming so Dustin radioed me to check on you.”

“Sweet of him.”

“Yeah, everyone is.” 

“Not as sweet as you, big boy.” Eddie sticks his tongue out playfully. 

Steve smirks, pressing the towel back on Eddie’s forehead. “How’s it now?”

“Not as horrible, but I can’t trust myself to move.” The pain is traveling less but now his ears are thumping weirdly and his leg is practically vanishing with the other parts of his body, numb and barely unaffected. 

“That’s okay, Eds, I’m still here.” Steve gives him a light peck on his cheek where there’s another demobat scar, but smaller than the one overtaking his left side. “I’ll finish soon, but I’m not leaving anytime soon.” 

He says it with a soft squeeze on Eddie’s hand. He smiles back and closes his eyes, relishing on the dampness on his bare scarred skin, trying to ignore the rest of the pain that’s forever settling underneath and deeper. 

[oncasette]

Pleaseeeeee oh my god, now I am imagining blowing Phil. We’ve established he whimpers but what about his hands and where he finishes. Jesusssss

good lord. he'd either have his hands in your hair or behind his head. i can definitely see him being like a semi-head pusher, not that he's necessarily trying to, he just struggles with controlling himself when he gets really close. if he's letting you do what you want, though, he's absolutely got both hands intertwined behind his head with that smug grin on his face.

i so definitely see him being into finishing in your mouth and wanting you to swallow. has 100000% uttered the phrase spitters are quitters unironically at least once in his life.

[simonz-angel]

"bunny" oh my god 😵‍💫 im done. folded instantly. you win

ur bouta see some pictures in ur inbox if u don't stop (only if you want ofc)

but i think you'd be surprised how well i could focus baby, do your worst. i definitely got some weaknesses but you'll have to work to figure them out love

you really make me feel some typa way jesusssss. my hands gonna start traveling south in a second baby oml

i need you so bad my gorgeous girl

-the love of ur life

yeah baby i win n don’t be talking bout weaknesses when a lil name took you out luvie

send me the pictures cmon don’t leave me hanging like that babe

my worst? that’s brave of you babydoll ah i wish you were to test that out i think your weaknesses would be pretty easy to find honey you’re underestimating me now love 😂

boutta fly your sweet ass over to me after all talking cuz now i gotta have you ma 🤦‍♀️ n shiiii guess you ain’t matching my energy my hand been south

[thatdeadaquarius]

With your language AU, I remember watching a video about a guy speaking angrily nonesense in an Indian accent and people thinking he was very angry. Imagine this as the Creator speaks angry gibberish to people and they just assume that the Creator is cursing them or something. (Or like when they speak gibberish to babies and everyone's like, "Aw the Creator is teaching that baby their divine language")

*AUDIENCE DRAMATICALLY GASPS.

✨️I look pretty good for a dead bitch✨️

She's alivveee!!!

Whats up i almost passed away from sheer academic workload, but im not in the ground yet 🥰 And with drafts outta my ass! :D

Hope yall ready for ur regularly scheduled Bullshit Genshin Sagau <3

SANDBEES THATS SUCH A GOOD USERNAME & ALSO SORRY I ANSWERED THIS SO FUCKING LATE JESUSSSSS 💀💀💀

SORRY ABT THE POLL I CANT BELIEVE I COULDNT FIGURE OUT HOW TO DELETE IT IM FUCKING CRYING I WOULD DO THIS-

Well at least i can do polls thru this in the future?? Idk tumblr is ass so we'll see how this accidental test works out...

☆

So these were the first thngs i thought of and its not super long bc ASKERS R GENIUSES OKAY

SOMTIMES I JUST WANNA PROFUSELY THANK U GUYS AS A REPLY FOR SHARING WITH THE CLASS THRU MY BLOG 💖💘💫

Saw the gif and couldnt help but think this is how ppl like Alhaitham or Diluc would react to u "speaking ur langauge"

"Our langauage" aka being a SIM 💀

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Stop Albedo would ask you to teach him ur lang/grammar rules 😭

What u gonna do when Zhongli asks you to teach him some words-

OH NO

NO DONT PASS ON YOUR BULLSHIT LMAO

U GIVING ZHONGLI SOME STUPID SIM WORD LIKE

Your ass: "GIGGLABAH means beautiful :) "✨️

Zhongli: "Oh thank you, how different from our own version, so excited sounding..."

You walk by him strolling the harbor and he just smiles at you and says

"You look gigglabah today my liege."

HIS REGAL FACE AND FANCY WALK WITH HIS HAND BEHIND HIS BACK AND EVERYTHING

(honestly ppl paint him as oblivious but he kinda seemed like the type of bastard who seems like he's not aware but sometimes he secretly knows the truth, he's just getting too much amusement out of it to stop doing it, LOL he does shit like the above to see YOUR reaction- LMAO)

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You're a maniac pls tell me u dont pass on simlish to all the serious characters-

XIAO WOULD SECRETLY THINK IT SOUNDS GOOFY BUT WANT TO BE INVOLVED BC ITS YOU ANYWAY LMAO

SO HE'S JUST SLIGHTLY SQUIRMING AND GETTIN PINK EVERYTIME HE SAYS A STUPID SIM WORD BC HE FEELS LIKE A GOOF HAHA

(& he's not the only one, others too like Kaveh, YELAN, Ningguang, Nahida, DILUC, AYAKA LMAO-)

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Some ppl i could see taking ur gibberish bullshittery and whether they believe its real or not is irrelevant bc theyre using it anyway-

And i dont mean in a good way 😭

LIKE IM THINKING OF VENTI.

CRAZY BARD INCLUDING SIMLISH ASS GIBBERISH WORDS IN HIS SONGS BC OF YOU

"Be cheerful like the hugkukie,

and may your cup never leaky!"

And Diluc loves you.

Really he does, deeper than he thinks-

But his eye is twitching LMAOO

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(Ok but if you did like multiple of these language shenanigans thruout the asks ive gotten, Kaeya would literally grow so fond of you and associate you with goofy funny shit that makes him laugh so hard that everytime he sees you he automatically is beaming with a smile, or trying to supress a warm grin- this got away from me but its 1:44am for me rn so i would love a smiley Kaeya rn -)

♡

Speaking language bs I have my 2nd oral exam for spanish tomorrow, pls send whatever good vibes u got and i am also really open to prayers from any religion as well. sobs

Hope anyone got any enjoyment out of my response bc tbh the ask is what rlly matters to me atp lmao

Until the next shenanigan-

Safe travels,

💀♒️

♡the beloveds mwah ♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist

[tomboyyyaoi]

nooo the fog is coming :(( ugh its coming all over the place :(( ughh the foggg noooo its coming its fucking everywhere oh my goddddd :((( it wont stop coming jesusssss :(((

[wosobronze]

SHE POSTED AND TAGGED LUCY WAR IS FUCKING OVER OH MY GODDDDDD AND BOTH OF THEIR MUSCLES JESUSSSSS

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FOCUS ON MY UNI WORK NOW OH LORD

both of them are actually ridiculous like how can one couple be that hot

[imninahchan]

af diva, sempre perco tudo com esses gifs que você reblogou agora, do velhote em perdrix, oh delicia queria fazer exatamente igual

imagina ir acordar esse homem e ouvir a voz/ver a cara de sono jesusssss deve ficar ainda mais abocanhável

dito isso, quero me esfregar nele que nem uma gata e não desgrudar, ficar o dia inteiro num chamego pra mostrar como que se demonstra amor no br

imagina ouvir aquela voz docinha dele falando bonjour, soando rouquinha porque acabou de acordar, o sorriso que estica os lábios sem mostrar os dentes, as mexas do cabelos grisalhos recaindo nos olhos...

[ufonaut]

the kyle backup preview........ weeping

[dakrapatops]

no one gets jesus like i do. his whole storyline is actually insane most misunderstood character of all time people forget that he has layers! he isnt just some godly child doing good he has more depth! and also the whole tragedy of it.... put on earth by god for his own reasons absolutely no consideration in how jesus felt abt this btw and then he sacrificed himself and now christians are like omg yay! what a cool guy! he died for our sins! something i think abt often is that one time in the gospel of mark when jesus wanted to have a little break and people found him and they were all heyyyy jesusssss can u help us with some stuff. like let the guy rest :( anyway christians actually read the bible challenge WAIT THIS IS KINDA LIKE FRANKENSTEIN AND HIS MONSTER WAIT HOLD ON JESUS IS THE MONSTER OH MY GOD AND THEY BOTH FUCKING DIE BECAUSE OF THE FACTORS ULTIMATELY CAUSED BY THEIR CREATORS LIKE THE MONSTER WAS CREATED WITH NO FUCKING CONSIDERATION AT ALL FRANKENSTEIN WAS LIKE ALL HEHE I CAN CREATE A GUY! IM SURE THIS WONT HAVE CONSEQUENCES! ALSO I HAVE NOT THOUGHT ABT HOW THIS GUY WILL FEEL ABT THIS! AND BECAUSE HE WASNT LOVED AND ACCEPTED HE WENT EVIL AND THEN KILLED HIMSELF SO NO ONE LIKE HIM WOULD BE CREATED BC HE DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO FEEL HIS PAIN WHICH OMFG I FUCKING CRIED. AND THEN ON THE FLIP SIDE THERE IS JESUS BEING CREATED SO THAT GOD COULD PROVE HIS POINT AND ULTIMATELY IN PROVING THIS POINT HE HAD TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF AND FUCKING DIE OH MY GOD I AM GOING INSANE. LIKE THEY ARE A REFLECTION OF EACH OTHER BUT DIFFERENT OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THEY BOTH KILLED THEMSELVES FOR A GREATER GOOD WHAT THE FUCK

you cooked so hard................... bro the fucking implications................. girls when your father is a god (all-knowing, perfect, benevolent) but your god is a father (imperfect, broken, selfish).........................

[styles-sturniolo]

OH MY GOD HE LOOKS SO GOOD I NEED HIM SO BAD BRO LIKE CHOKE ME TILL I PASS OUT FR JESUSSSSS

[rowarn]

EEEEE RIPPING OUT MY BONES TO GIVE TO YOU AS SACRIFICE LIKE YOU'RE AN ANCIENT GOD RIGHT NOW YOU DONT UNDERSTAND YOUR ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE AU IS LITERALLY ALL I CARE ABOUT I REREAD THE SIMON ONE IN THE MORNING WHILE I EAT BREAKFAST IT GETS ME THROUGH MY DAY IM NOT EVEN LYING I LOVE YOUR WRITING AND YOUR FICS SO MUCH LIKE ITS NOT EVEN ABOUT HOW GOOD THE SMUT IS AT THIS POINT (and believe me, the way you write smut is SO good, like why is it so well written?? Literally one of the best smut writers I've ever had the pleasure of finding) LIKE YOUR STORIES AND THE WAY YOU WRITE YOUR CHARACTERS AND BUILD RELATIONSHIPS IS SO ENTERTAINING I LOVE IT SO MUCH

sorry for gushing I just think your writing skills are so massively underappreciated because of how good your smut is lmfao I don't think you realize how big of a fan I am of your writing and ESPECIALLY THE ZOMBIE AU OH NY GODDDD THE SOAP FIC TOO??? JESUSSSSS sorry I'm like, so insane about it have a wonderful day <333

omg please ): this is so nice i always feel sosososo invigorated when ppl say such kind things to me, really instills me with so much confidence to keep going and keep writing for you guys to enjoy bc it brings me so much joy to be a source of happiness for all of you!!!! listening to how much you guys love reading the silly little things i write makes all the time and energy i put into this hobby worth while!!!! i truly appreciate it sm and reading this made me smile so much i've really tucked this close to my heart 🥹 thank u so much for taking the time to give me such kind words <33333